Priceless

So refer back to my blog on trust issues. Quick refresher...the guy (now referred to as the Cheater) I met in the bar that turned out to know my ex and then I end up outing him to his girlfriend I didn't know he had. Oh yeah...that guy. I get a call from the AXH today. He is buying a town house from the Cheater. The plan was in place long before I slept with the Cheater but the fact I got f*cked allowed him to receive a much lower buying price. I got screwed in so many ways on this one. They are set to close on it tomorrow. Since we are still married I have to sign some paperwork okaying the fact that he is buying this without me. No problem there. But he asks me to sign the paperwork earlier in the day. I let him know that I didn't feel comfortable signing it without him there. He said I could come to the closing...insert long pause...but it might be weird for me. Then it hits me! The Cheater will be there! This is going to be hilarious! Of course I want to come to the closing. Just to see his face...that split second expression when he first sees me there with the AXH...will be PRICELESS. Luckily the AXH finds the same sick dark humor in this as I do and has agreed to secrecy so he can see the look as well. This will be better than anything MasterCard could dream up. I'll let you all know how it goes...